This evening, Mr7 began hooting Kumbaya, with his own version of words. After a while I realised he was stuck on ‘Someone’s writing, my Lord’. FYI, the previous verses were:
Someone’s snuggling, my Lord.
Someone’s fast, my Lord.
Someone’s triangling, my Lord, ring ring ring.
Someone’s going to school, Kumbaya.
Someone’s swimming, my Lord, swim swim swim.
Someone’s in the desert, Kumbaya.
Someone’s… aaaagh! Stop!
(Kumbaya seems to have that effect on people.)